Hip Hop vs. WWF

Hip Hop vs. WWF 7/11/08

With a lot of things going on in the world of hip-hop such as the vast infection of LAMENESS and LACK OF CREATIVITY ITIS! It’s been getting a bad RAP? As they put a genre of music on Capitol Hill, and claim it’s to VULGAR, VIOLENT, IT DEGRATES WOMEN, ETC, but the demand for it is at an ALL-TIME HIGH! Nobody could possibly have a normal ring tone anymore? NAH? IMPOSSIBLE (side note: CALL TONES LAME!) so as I sit back and hear these things that are being said about hip-hop I ponder? As I remember these similar events happening to WRESTLING! IT WAS VULGAR, VIOLENT, AND DEGRATED WOMEN? So besides hearing the often used line of HIP-HOP became FAKE LIKE WRESTLING? I thought that maybe HIP-HOP and WRESTLING are 1! And as you break it down you start to see the same things that go on and wrestling goes on hip hop it’s some ill shit when you think about it for example? In the world of wrestling you have classified characters such as your TECHNICAL, SUPERHERO’S, VILLANS, BADASSES, HARD CORE,FACTIONS, CROWD FAVORITES, TAG TEAMS, AND EVEN FEMALE.A technical wrestler would classify as the guy who comes out in a singlet no fireworks but he is technical with an array of moves and he gets things done! Such as BRET HART, CHRIS BENOIT (BEFORE HE WENT ILL?) KEN SHAMROCK etc? They pay attention to detail? So which rapper would fall under this category?? NAS, TALIB, etc they are very technical as they get things done lyrically? You wouldnt wanna go toe to toe with em? But you also wouldn’t be wearing clothes from their clothing line? Neither!

 

Your SUPER HERO’S would classify as the perfect role model hence HULK HOGAN (before the affair! Lol!) That usually gives a positive uplifting message! These would be the rap artist your MAMA’s wants you to listen too? Lol! COMMON, LUPE, NELLY they give a good message don’t curse as much? And they are respected….

NOW COMES THE VILLANS the wrestler that walks out and everybody BOO’S! THIS WOULD BE THE CHINGY CATEGORY! (I CANT FUCKIN STAND EM! STILL! LOL!)

Your Bad Asses is my favorite category of wrestler and rap artist! YOUR GUY THAT DOESN’T CARE IF YOU LIKE HIM! ARE NOT? He is gonna do what he feels and you can’t do nothing about it cause he’s JUST BETTER THAN YOU! Such as my favorite wrestler! RANDY ORTON! or STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN, TRIPPLE H, AND GOLDBERG! Who would classify under this category? Hmmm! How about the BEST RAPPER ALIVE! JOE BUDDEN! YEAH I SAID IT! THE BEST RAPPER ALIVE! (excluding JAY-Z! WHICH WHO WOULD BE VINCE MCMAHON! LOL)
JOE BUDDEN doesn’t care about sales or anything else but making music from the heart and he can do what he feels cause simply he’s BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE! Now are you catching my theory?

~let me shorting things up a bit my fingers are getting tired! MY FINGERS HURT! (A LITTLE! HAPPY GILMORE HUMOR!) LOL!)

YOU HAVE YOUR HARDCORE/SABU/RAVEN/50 CENT
YOU HAVE YOUR FACTIONS DEGENERATION X/N.W.O/ DIPSET/ D-BLOCK

YOU HAVE YOUR TAG TEAMS/ THE DUDLY BOYZ/ THE LEGION OF DOOM/ OUTKAST/ UGK (REST IN PEACE PIMP C)

And now it comes to the crowd FAVORITES the one who has a catchy saying that everyone loves! THE ENTRANCE WITH PYRO AND CONFEDDY! You know? THE ROCK? JOHN CENA? RICK FLAIR? WHOOOOO! MICK FOLEY Though there skill level isn’t technical! THERE IS SOMETHING that draws people to there CHARACTER whether it’s coming out with SOCK PUPPETS or they have a hand jester that people love whatever there GIMICK is people LOVE IT! This would be the category where a lot of rappers TODAY fall under! Yeah! LIL WAYNE! SOULJA BOY! MIKE JONES! WHO! MIKE JONES! SEE DON’T THAT SOUND LIKE SOME SHIT A WRESTLER WOULD COME OUT SCREAMING TO THE CROWD! LOL!?

So as I hear hip-hop being dragged through the mud I just view it as, all forms of hip-hop is needed with no villain than can be no hero! With NO CHINGY there could be no kanye! (you need bad in order to have GOOD) If everybody was making the same kind of music it wouldn’t fit everybody lives? For example I don’t listen to TRAP music because that has no meaning to my life? On the other hand KANYE could never explain what life is like having to sell drugs to come out of a struggle? So he doesn’t affect the certain people who haved lived that life! I THINK PEOPLE ARE TOo DAMN SENSETIVE ABOUT HIP-HOP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP and let people do them! what’s sad about the situation it only happens in 1! Genre of music! YOU DON’T HEAR ANYBOSY SAYING BRITANY aint real POP? Or Taylor swift aint real country? If you dont feel SOULJA BOY then that wrestler aint FOR YOU! Don’t watch his matches, or say his sayings, or do his dance? It’s that simple!! Has the creativity decreased WHO KNOWS? Because I’m not listening to it? JOE BUDDENS CREATIVITY HASN’T NOR HAS KANYE? JAY? NAS? JADA? FABOLOUS? etc! And when they become old who knows maybe ill grow out of it! But I doubt it! HIP HOP IS ME! EVEN THOUGH MY AUNT DID TELL ME WRESTLING WAS FAKE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND I DIDN’T BELIEVE? MAYBE SHE’S ON TO THE SAMETHING ABOUT HIP-HOP? HMMM!
And OH YEAH! YOU CAN CLASSIFY ME AS THE SHAWN MICHAELS OF HIP-HOP! THE ICON, THE SHOWSTOPPER, THE MAIN EVENT! SO SUCK IT! LOL!

Kiss This!

Kiss This! 7/7/08

So I was driving from Wichita to Kansas City this past weekend when I decided to make a short detour through emporia for gas and I also had to piss like Big Brown but anyway! Lol! So as I handled all of that and I hopped back into my car I was thinking hmm? It’s time for me to change cd’s I have road this Gnarles Barkley out so as I was on the turnpike trying to make a life decision on which cd to play? Amy Winehouse? NERD? Cold Play? Snoop? Or just go with Jay-Z? So as I pulled out Amy Winehouse out of my cd book my arm hit the FM button and I heard KISS THIS? What is this? And as I looked at my radio dial it said 103.1! OH SNAP THIS IS THAT RADIO STATION I USED TO WORK FOR? HMMM? INTERESTING! So let’s see what they been up to lately as I slide Amy back into the case. As I listened I was like aghhh? Nothing has really changed pretty much the same kinda rotation as you go from T Pain to Fergie to Fallout Boy… really no method to the madness. So as I drove for about 15 mins I was thinking SO??? Is anybody gonna talk! And to my avail the answer is NO??? Which was very disappointing? So basically it’s became a random Ipod with commercials in it? Which is a sad…SAD…thing! That radio station had a lot of potential and did great things in the city and for the people! Even though it could of did A WHOLE LOT MORE!! It was just sad to see something that could have been SO MAJOR! Just become a non irrelevant ? There were a lot of bright and energetic people working at the station. And with our brain power the sky was the limit??
I still get e-mail’s to this day saying “J TUCK WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE RADIO STATION” and my HONEST REPLY IS I HAVE NO CLUE!! AT ALL! All I know was I was doing my show one night and I received a call that said turn in your keys we have been bought out by a new company and we appreciate everything you did for us?? I was like damn I don’t get no farewell show like the Cosby’s or at least a gift bag! FUCK!! Lol! So there were rumors going around about I quit or I was fired! For real FIRED? TAH! It was more liked the game was just over?? I guess? I am deeply appreciative of the opportunity I had, do I miss it YEAH sometimes when I listen to other radio stations (on a rare occasion) I’m like damn I HAD NO RADIO EXPERIENCE AT ALL and WITH A SLIGHT CHANCE OF OPPORTUNITY! I WAS BETTER THAN THEM! AINT THAT CRAZY! What people failed to know is when you would turn on my show and hear the 10 CRACK COMMANDMENTS or even SOULJA BOY AT THAT TIME! I was going against the boss’s orders and playing what I felt the people wanted to hear?? And plus at a certain point I felt they couldn’t fire me I WAS FRANCHISE! LOL! And even if they did you could still find me djayin at your local clubs! Because I didn’t just become satisfied with just being on KISS I sat myself up for other opportunities which is the one piece of advice MICO did give me that I actually did listen to! Lol! So as a wise man once said ALL GREAT THINGS DO EVENTUALLY COME TO AN END! I JUST THINK KISS 103.1 WAS A LITTLE PREMATURE! YESSIR!!

Stacy Dash Has A Time Machine!

So I was flipping threw the channels the other night only 4 of them because I cut of my cable until football season starts! Lol! And I happened to see women twirling in the sky in front of a live audience so hmm? What could this possibly be? Then it says COMING UP NEXT ON CELEBRITY CIRCUS STACEY DASH PERFORMS AN ELECTRICFYING STUNT? ( first of all these competition shows are getting too lame and to throw celebrity’s in their who are holding on for dear life for the careers even lamer) BUT MY SECOND THOUGHT WAS? STACEY DASH? SHE HAS TO BE 50? I remember when I had a CRUSH ON HER WHEN SHE WAS IN CLUELESS and my MAMA USED TO SAY BOY THAT’S A WOMAN! SHE’S TOO OLD FOR YOU” so now she must be HELLA OLD! SO HMMM? WHERE COULD I FIND OUT HER AGE? IF I CANT FIND THE ANSWER IT’S PROLLY ON THE WEB LIKE A DAMN TARANTULA! So as I YAHOO’ed her! I saw STACY DASH’S NEW KING MAGAZINE COVER? HUH? I MEAN SHE’S FINE AND ALL! BUT SHE’S OLD! I THINK? BOY WAS I WROOOOONG! SHE LOOKS BETTER THEN SHE DID IN CLUELESS! She has aged perfect like a fine WINE! NO ARBOUR MIST! LOL! MY GOODNESS I THINK SHE MUST HAVE BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE TIME MACHINES FROM NAPOLEON’S UNCLE! LOL! I WAS ALWAYS TOLD TO RESPECT MY ELDERS! AND STACY DASH I MUST SAY YESS MAMM! ( just stay away from the celebrity circus shows! You should be doing better things than juggling acts with WEE MAN! Lol!)
OH BY THE WAY SHE WAS BORN IN 1966! 2 YEARS AFTER MY MOMZ! LOL!

J. Tuck:The Super Hero

So it’s summer time and that means it’s time for your action packed SUPER HERO movies to be released such as the HULK, IRON MAN, HITCHCOCK, AND BATMAN! so it got me thinking if i could have 1 super power what would it be? hmmm? well besides being invisible! (which is everyone obvious choice) it came down to 2 decisions I would want to be able to teleport like NIGHT CRAWLER or control things with my mind like PROFESSOR X and i chose MIND CONTROL! which would be the freshest power to have! i mean to control objects with your mind are kiddin me!! i can imagine it now!! so as i had free time between recording sessions i thought could this possibly ever happen i wonder is there some secret science lab that is working on brain stimulation and needs a lab rat!! hell i would sign up and to my surprise I FOUND ONE! LOL! CHECK IT OUT!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kl43TEFb91A

The Commitment

If I had half a penny for everytime i heard when is the album coming out i would be bill gates! well maybe not bill gates lol! but you know what i mean i get asked it alot! well the truth is there has been alot of reasons behind why i havent been putting much material out personal reasons and etc! but one of the main reasons i havent is for the simple fact I DIDN’T WANT TOO! as an artist a key characteristic i cheerish is creativity and when there is a lack of motivation the creativity tends to die! which did! now could i still make hot music? of course! it’s a gift i have been given but i don’t see the reason of making a songs without a true motive behind it hince ” THE LIL WAYNE THEORY” lol! so that’s why i could turn down a studio session becaus emy madden created team had a playoff game or i wanted to have a date with vodka and ginger ale. because i wasn’t motivated. i haven’t even blossomed into my full potential and yet and still i had friends become backstabbers, new friends with hidden motives, and it felt that everybody just wanted a piece or a hand out when i was thinking damn can i get on BET first! lol! indeed i love to help people which can be a major fault sometimes because you get used for granted i felt that i was being used as a trampoline that everybody wanted to jump off of and make a name for themselves! so i just said forget it as i hit RED, GREEN, YELLOW, BLUE on my guitar! lol! but as begin to surround myself again with the people that was with me before everything, curtis, marcus al, john, lj, ed, lee, etc i begin to realize why i ever recorded in the first place which was the simple fact it was FUN! and with that mindstate i recorded a few tracks for instance the ones on the myspace page! the song WEST HIGH HALLWAYS was a simple reminesing track but it did more it brought me back to down to a balance before kiss 103 before josies’ despos and etc! back to when i was the shortest one out of the group besides curtis! yeah dawg im taller than you! lol! so with those few recording i was having fun again but there was something missing! and that was a CHALLENGE! i love my city of WICHITA to death but in my mind and heart to take over and come up and get my songs out seemed to be to easy all i needed was something simple and hot, catchy and typical!! and that’s is something i could easily do! but i felt i would be depriving myself of reaching my true potential! so where would be a place that has a great music scene but the listeners have a very distinct ear! hmmm? hmm?hhm? let me think! and light flashed and said LAWRENCE!! so i drew up a plan pack my bags and road off to a new city! where im unknown! where i have to start from scratch from handing out cd’s and flyers in the streets meeting and greeting with dj’s and etc! which is now a new CHALLENGE! so now with that challenge i have developed a new motivation and a new focus that will help me develope into the STAR that everyone predicts me to be!! so now im excited to record again! i got BLEEZE and BRYANT AVANT’S focus back im making incredible music that i am comfortable with i gotta new pep in my step let’s just say I’M FEELING BRAND NEW! IT’S A BREATHE OF FRESH AIR! TASTE IT! TASTE IT! IT TASTE GOOD TOO! LOL! so now me and music is back together again and im happier than ever doing something i love to do and have and strong passion for! so i’m laying down my guitar! BECAUSE TO MUSIC I AM NOW FULLY COMMITED TOO! ONCE AGAIN AND FEELS SO SO GOOD! YESSIR!~J.TUCK~

Opening Statement

What’s up world it’s ya boy j.tuck and i would like to welcome you all to my first blog im much more of the video blogger myself but they where calling me lazy! lol! so this is going to be like my own personal journal where i can express to you my thoughts and feelings on many different topics besides just music so feel free to comment back i enjoy the opportunity to speak with people and also give people the opportunity to express their voice. so i hope you guys enjoy as this shall be the blueprint of my incredible journey!! YESSIR!